By ENGR101.COM Staff
Posted June 10, 2011

So let’s see if you have learned anything in the last few years…

1. If a Navy Seal slaps a High Value Target, he should be prosecuted.

2. If a Navy Seal kills a High Value Target, he should be decorated.

3. Seal Team Six under Cheney were a ring of assassins.

4. Seal Team Six under Obama are a band of brothers.

5. Osama bin Laden was not a Muslim, because he murdered Muslims.

6. Osama bin Laden was a Muslim deserving a proper Muslim burial.

7. It is heroic to kill a terrorist.

8. It is immoral to water-board a terrorist.

9. Placing a Koran in a toilet is a Hate Crime.

10. Placing a crucifix in a jar of urine is conceptual art.

11. Freedom of Speech is our most cherished value, never to be restrained.

12. Hate Speech is our greatest crime, always to be punished or apologized for.

If you understand this, you have now passed Ethical Hypocrisy 101, as taught by Professor O.

By ENGR101.com Staff and a Contributor
Published March 7, 2011

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.”

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What’s wrong with you? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

By ENGR101.com Staff and a Contributor
Published February 22, 2011

Normal people contend that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Engineers contend that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

By ENGR101.com Staff and a Contributor
Published February 14, 2011

Three engineering students were discussing God’s design of the human body.

One said, “God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.”

Another said, “No, God is an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.”

The last one said, “No, actually God has to be a civil engineer. Only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area.”

By ENGR101.com Staff and a Contributor
Published February 1, 2011

The college graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”

The college graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”

The college graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”

The college graduate with an arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”